GG Logo Shirt (Black) Bug Report

I'm posting this because...well, I just have to. I'm pretty sure it qualifies as PG-13, but scores a home run for ZOMG laughs. Whoever did this, I <3 you.


---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: GarageGames <no-reply@garagegames.com>
Date: Wed, Jun 10, 2009 at 5:22 PM
Subject: GG Logo Shirt (Black) Bug Report
To: support@garagegames.com


productID : 229
email : Tshirtninja@mailinator.com
version : Shirt 1.0
subject : +7 to chick scoring
description : i have a problem with this shirt. it is so cool that all girls want to have the sexes with me. i am too tired to go to work now, becuase of all of the hot chick sexes... please help me, I need a patch for this shirt to lower the chick scoring. please nerf this shirt.
frequency : 1
severity : 1
duplication : again, and again.....
osystem : 3
cpu : meat core brain system
memory : not as good as it used to be
vidCard : my eyes
soundCard : my ears
hdSpace : running low
connection : its on my torso
other : i also try to wear pants....
submit : Submit


And another...

productID : 221
email : antitshirtninja@mailinator.com
version : 2.0
subject : That previous defect submitter was doing it wrong
description : These shirts are meant to be worn as part of an ensemble. With one as pants. You can use a soccer ball to close the neck hole in the pants, but they are not long sleeve, so you'll have to seek an alternative. I used nylons, but if you're really hair, that might be bad.
frequency : 3
severity : 2
duplication : Occasionally I get the same issues that t-shirt ninja had, but applying he second shirt seems to have negate the effects of the first.
osystem : 3
cpu : AMD Big one
memory : Lots
vidCard : An expensive one
soundCard : I don't know.
hdSpace : More than you
connection : Faster then works
other : What if your kite winds around a powerline?
submit : Submit