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A little bit of Saturday Geek Humor

by J. Alan Atherton · in Torque Game Builder · 06/24/2006 (8:53 am) · 2 replies

Here's a bit of free code that all of us geeks can use:

function CodeMonkey::needExercise(%this, %size)
{
   if( mAbs(%size) < $tooSmall ) {
      %this.eatSteak();
      %this.schedule(60000*30, "doSitups");
   }
   else {
      %this.doSitups();
   }
}

And if you're too focused in your work to obey the above code snippet... hopefully this makes you laugh enough to give some benefit anyway.

Have a good weekend!
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Torque Owner Gregory Stewart
#1
06/24/2006 (9:45 am)
*gulp* I thought I was a little nerdy.... :) j/k.

Torque 3D Owner Rodney Rindels - Torqued
Divide By Zero
#2
06/24/2006 (12:19 pm)
Thanks for the inspiration.. But mine usually goes more like this...

function CodeMonkey::onWake(%this)
{
        %this.removeObject(%this.getItemByName("keyboard"),%this.getPhysicalExtent("Forehead"));
        while(%this.bladder > 0)
        {
                 %this.urinate();
         }
         %scoops = getRandom(1,5);
         %coffee=%this.makeCoffee(%scoops);
         while(! %coffee.done)
         {
               if ($fridge.getValue() > 0)
              { 
                    %this.raid($fridge);
              }
         }
         %chair = %this.getObjectByName("Chair");
         %this.moveTo(%chair.getPosition(),1);
         %this.setSit(1);
         while(%this.sit)
         {
                 %this.rip();
          }
}