Nuclear Warfare... who's plan?
by Badguy · in General Discussion · 04/04/2006 (12:39 pm) · 18 replies
Ok,
I finally have put it all together.
the Reason humans have developed nukes is not so that one or the other can be above the rest.
we all know with a serious enough nuclear war we would all be finished.
yet we still have them ready to go.
Here it is:
Cockroaches have prepared a plan to coerce us into creating Nukes to destroy all the humans so that they can rule the world.
right?
I finally have put it all together.
the Reason humans have developed nukes is not so that one or the other can be above the rest.
we all know with a serious enough nuclear war we would all be finished.
yet we still have them ready to go.
Here it is:
Cockroaches have prepared a plan to coerce us into creating Nukes to destroy all the humans so that they can rule the world.
right?
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#2
04/04/2006 (12:50 pm)
Wait before you walk away from the join chew on this what would the roaches eat? All the food would be toxic...
#3
Ok.
but seriously.
ok just look at this:
dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060327/cockroach_ani.html
:)
ok my humour is twisted.
but hey...
Edit:
Each other!
*snicker*
04/04/2006 (12:52 pm)
HeheOk.
but seriously.
ok just look at this:
dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20060327/cockroach_ani.html
:)
ok my humour is twisted.
but hey...
Edit:
Each other!
*snicker*
#5
I thought it was Oprah Winfrey who secretly ruled the earth.
04/04/2006 (1:40 pm)
Quote:
but rather Satan worshiping lizard men who have secretly ruled the earth since before the dawn of man:
I thought it was Oprah Winfrey who secretly ruled the earth.
#7
BTW Howd we get on this topic?
Edit: There are spelling mistakes in that Illuminati rant......
04/04/2006 (3:55 pm)
That Illuminati thing is weird, all I know though, is that monkeys were made by the government, im not sure which government, but thats who made them.....BTW Howd we get on this topic?
Edit: There are spelling mistakes in that Illuminati rant......
#8
Seriously though... cockroaches will be able to survive on the shit in the world. And since the invent of the internet... there's enough shit to last at least a few hundred million years.
04/04/2006 (4:24 pm)
Whoa... this thread is weird even for me.Seriously though... cockroaches will be able to survive on the shit in the world. And since the invent of the internet... there's enough shit to last at least a few hundred million years.
#9
And after that, they needed 10000s billions more to have the Commies in their hand.
Now, they just sit around and wait for a reason to use them.
So when we are dead, some silly creatures are gonna rule the world.
04/05/2006 (1:49 pm)
I guess USA made nukes to win over the nazis in WW2.And after that, they needed 10000s billions more to have the Commies in their hand.
Now, they just sit around and wait for a reason to use them.
So when we are dead, some silly creatures are gonna rule the world.
#11
The real ones were the Rattail Fishes in cahoots with the Funnel Web Spiders. The rattail's have been seducing deep sea divers into a life of danger and mystery, and many deep-sea divers ended up also on government contract welding crews for the nuclear arsenal. Coincidence? Not on your life. But the funnel webs, that poisonous bunch that they are, are an extremely articulate bunch. Their dexterous limbs more than make up for opposable thumbs. But they didn't make them. The heavy materials were more than their little bodies could muster. So they conspired with the rattails. But here's the clincher...they are articulate enough to trigger them.
We've played into their arms. Soon the rattails will rule the seas and spiders will walk the earth. Cockroaches may rise up, but most likely they'll just enjoy the radiation...
04/05/2006 (2:05 pm)
It's all a big lie. It's not the cockroaches. See, the roaches didn't have the opposable digits to create nukes. They are just the happy recipients of the aftermath.The real ones were the Rattail Fishes in cahoots with the Funnel Web Spiders. The rattail's have been seducing deep sea divers into a life of danger and mystery, and many deep-sea divers ended up also on government contract welding crews for the nuclear arsenal. Coincidence? Not on your life. But the funnel webs, that poisonous bunch that they are, are an extremely articulate bunch. Their dexterous limbs more than make up for opposable thumbs. But they didn't make them. The heavy materials were more than their little bodies could muster. So they conspired with the rattails. But here's the clincher...they are articulate enough to trigger them.
We've played into their arms. Soon the rattails will rule the seas and spiders will walk the earth. Cockroaches may rise up, but most likely they'll just enjoy the radiation...
#12
04/05/2006 (2:35 pm)
My mom's boyfriend has Martha Stewart and Oprah magazines in his house. It's metrosexuals that will take over! 
#13
when they're not playing Oblivion that is.
04/05/2006 (2:35 pm)
.. i always thought weenie-necked computer geeks ruled the world.when they're not playing Oblivion that is.
#14
In all seriousness... dudes, this is ripe fodder for a game!!!! Use these weird ideas!
Tales of the Rampant Coyote
04/05/2006 (2:40 pm)
A world where apes evolved from Men? It's a madhouse... a madhouse!!!!In all seriousness... dudes, this is ripe fodder for a game!!!! Use these weird ideas!
Tales of the Rampant Coyote
#15
Not all us computer geek's are Weenie Necked! :)
I'm a Monster.
when I was younger I would carry two bundles (>110lbs each) of shingles up the ladder..
on each shoulder.
Ok, now im Fatter and not quite as strong...
but I'm still not weenie necked.
04/05/2006 (2:41 pm)
Hey!!Not all us computer geek's are Weenie Necked! :)
I'm a Monster.
when I was younger I would carry two bundles (>110lbs each) of shingles up the ladder..
on each shoulder.
Ok, now im Fatter and not quite as strong...
but I'm still not weenie necked.
#16
04/05/2006 (2:59 pm)
I still think the ideas from the Penguin topic were great.
#17
04/05/2006 (3:35 pm)
Yeah, A game about a bunch of rebels rebelling against the Rabbit empire....... 
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