Humor Post: I can't believe Torque doesn't have a "MAKE MY GAME" button!
by Demolishun · in General Discussion · 07/27/2013 (3:20 pm) · 26 replies
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#2
I can't believe Torque doesn't have a built in noodle cooker :o)
07/28/2013 (6:55 am)
I can't believe Torque doesn't have a built in instant coffee and tea machine :o)I can't believe Torque doesn't have a built in noodle cooker :o)
#3
07/28/2013 (9:45 am)
I can't believe Torque can't drive me back and forth to work! 
#5
07/28/2013 (11:48 am)
I can't believe Torque doesn't have a range stylish accessories such as a manly fragrance for that ultimate Torque effect... 
#6
07/28/2013 (12:21 pm)
I can't believe it's not butter! 
#8
For those younger folks:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Any_key
The Elusive Any Key
07/28/2013 (2:11 pm)
I can't believe Torque HAS a tilde ('~') key...to console me through my bugs...For those younger folks:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Any_key
The Elusive Any Key
#9
07/29/2013 (2:47 pm)
I can't believe Torque doesn't have a 'splain this #$%& button!
#10
08/03/2013 (10:45 am)
I can't believe Torque doesn't have "export to CryEngine or UDK" ;-P
#11
Source: www.seebs.net/faqs/c-iaq.html
08/11/2013 (1:53 pm)
Quote:In the old days, when Microsoft first invented C, the syntax for calling functions involved more parentheses; this was after their market research indicated that most C programmers would be coming from a Lisp environment. Later, when Kernighan took over the language design (right after AT&T bought Microsoft's language technology), he decided to eliminate the parentheses, but the old form is still allowed.
Source: www.seebs.net/faqs/c-iaq.html
#12
08/11/2013 (6:10 pm)
I can't believe some of the advice in that FAQ... :P.
#13
Fortunately, TorqueScript also allows more parentheses. Now all we need is a "Consume all spare parentheses" button.
08/13/2013 (9:52 am)
What the FAQ?!? Gee, I'm sure glad they still allow more parentheses - I have way to many left over from this garage sale I was at and I've been trying to use them all up....Fortunately, TorqueScript also allows more parentheses. Now all we need is a "Consume all spare parentheses" button.
#14
Wait, it has the function:
08/13/2013 (10:52 am)
I can't believe Torque doesn't have a "consume all spare parentheses" button!Wait, it has the function:
function consumeSpareParentheses(filename){
exec(filename);
}Just need a button. Some assemblery may be required... 
#15
08/13/2013 (2:43 pm)
I can't believe Torque doesn't come with a tax break or a healthcare plan.
#16
assemblery
as.sem.bler.y
1. A programming language representation of opcodes or super sets of opcodes on a CPU.
2. The tool used to convert an assembly language to opcodes on a CPU.
Synonyms:
assembler, assembly
History:
As computer science has evolved so has usage of the English language to define computer science. This is an inevitable result of language changing to meets the needs of the users. This is similar to C++ that tends to add things to the programming language based upon whim and fancy.
In general computer scientists work very hard to reduce the amount of ambiguity of a programming language when new concepts are added. However, in the case of the English language the field of computer science analyzed the language (English) and determined that ambiguity is the norm. So when faced with the ambiguity of the terms assembler and assembly as used by computer scientists they felt these two terms were polluting the English namespace with 2 ambiguous terms. So the jargon term 'assemblery' was created to formalize the ambiguity of the two terms, and to reduce the pollution of the English language namespace to one term.
There is some contention about adoption of the term. It looks like the Open Source community and academia has accepted this term, but it not expected that Microsoft will support this new formalization of 'assemblery' any time soon. Keep this in mind when reading EULAs and signing contracts with that company and other companies that are not expected to accept the formalization.
08/13/2013 (5:23 pm)
Definition:assemblery
as.sem.bler.y
1. A programming language representation of opcodes or super sets of opcodes on a CPU.
2. The tool used to convert an assembly language to opcodes on a CPU.
Synonyms:
assembler, assembly
History:
As computer science has evolved so has usage of the English language to define computer science. This is an inevitable result of language changing to meets the needs of the users. This is similar to C++ that tends to add things to the programming language based upon whim and fancy.
In general computer scientists work very hard to reduce the amount of ambiguity of a programming language when new concepts are added. However, in the case of the English language the field of computer science analyzed the language (English) and determined that ambiguity is the norm. So when faced with the ambiguity of the terms assembler and assembly as used by computer scientists they felt these two terms were polluting the English namespace with 2 ambiguous terms. So the jargon term 'assemblery' was created to formalize the ambiguity of the two terms, and to reduce the pollution of the English language namespace to one term.
There is some contention about adoption of the term. It looks like the Open Source community and academia has accepted this term, but it not expected that Microsoft will support this new formalization of 'assemblery' any time soon. Keep this in mind when reading EULAs and signing contracts with that company and other companies that are not expected to accept the formalization.
#18
09/06/2013 (10:44 am)
Its Friday Friday Friday! I can't believe I am posting in the wrong thread thread thread! 
#19
09/06/2013 (2:54 pm)
I can not believe I have nightmares with Torque 3D 
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