Jack La Corte

#1 The very blankness of this posts strikes fear in the deepest parts of my humanity. I feel that my manhood is threatened, that at any instant I shall be struck from the dark and unmanned by the mysterious indefinite. I think I have even soiled myself, but the prickly sting down my leg and the heft in my shorts are nothing compared to the dark blankness I have witnessed, nay felt, in my very soul.

#2 Welcome to the underworld of game development - welcome to the Heart of Darkness

#3 Be afraid. Be very afraid. ;)

#4 Jack La Corte = Kaiser Sose

#5 Kaiser Sose is afraid of Jack La Corte.

#6 When Jack La Corte does pushups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth DOWN.

#7 Jack La Corte is allowed to talk about fightclub.

#8 Jack La Corte is Neo.

#9 Jack La Corte's tears cure cancer... but since he never cries, there is no cure

#10 Jack La Corte knows who The Stig is. And The Stig is Scared.

#11 Jack La Corte, the fate of humanity rests with you...

#12 Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer call Jack La Corte when they need help

#13 When Chuck Norris goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jack La Corte.

#14 Hell when I go to bed at night I check my closet for Jack La Corte, and then I tell my Chuck Norris action figure that everything is alright.