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You might be playing too much Think Tanks if...

by 44 · in ThinkTanks · 12/22/2003 (12:29 am) · 51 replies

...you think about banging into other cars while driving.

...your left, ring finger is constantly tingling.

...you have many more ideas to post below.
#21
12/22/2003 (2:33 pm)
@44, I think that last one applies to any last minute holiday shopper... Not just TT oholics :-)
#22
12/22/2003 (3:00 pm)
Drive onto the giant pyramids and cant figure out why you are not sinking.
#23
12/22/2003 (3:57 pm)
No matter how many cars are on the road, there isn't any traffic :).
#24
12/22/2003 (4:26 pm)
You can no longer drive straight and stay in one lane...you must constantly be changing lanes, back and forth.
#25
12/22/2003 (8:50 pm)
... you tell the officer that your erratic driving was because you 'thought Tankster was behind you.'
#26
12/22/2003 (11:31 pm)
.....when you hear the game timer clicking off the last 30 seconds before you fall asleep.
#27
12/22/2003 (11:54 pm)
...you stop and ask for directions to Cranium Crater.
#28
12/23/2003 (8:56 am)
That last ones true=)

...after your mini is totalled by a truck your happy they finally fixed that problem
#29
12/23/2003 (9:46 am)
You dream of being chased by a heavy
while in a light

phoenix
#30
12/23/2003 (12:57 pm)
...you keep looking down towards the gear-shift looking for the radar to locate the scrum.

...you start calling other slow road-users 'damn Demo'

-Z-
#31
12/23/2003 (5:14 pm)
... your PowerBook now has a big crack in the case ...

Gnomie

Hey, we do that :) ...you start calling other slow road-users 'damn Demo'
#32
12/23/2003 (8:18 pm)
...you have begun calling cars stopped at signal lights 'f'n campers'.
#33
12/23/2003 (8:18 pm)
...instead of an antenna on your car, you put a big flag sticking up from the middle of the roof, and..

...you unconsciously find yourself driving into park "fountains" expecting to get a point.

...you start looking out for "inviso-rocks" while driving.

...you start cussing at traffic jams, saying "DAMN LAG!"


OM
#34
12/24/2003 (1:44 am)
You hack the rear view mirrors off your car, hey if tanks dont need them, why do cars?

You mod your car by painting flames on it, only to find that everyone else did the exact same thing.

When you visit other forums you are surpised when you dont see 10 threads started by FilbertMM

You decide to go spend $150 bucks a month to host your own TT server ;)
#35
12/24/2003 (2:20 am)
... everytime you get a refill you say 'Coffee Reloaded!'
#36
12/24/2003 (5:00 am)
...u play MORE THINKTANKS
...you want CANDY for breakfast
...you kill your team mates
...u ha te your friends
...u kiss a girl(not)(well mabye)
#37
12/24/2003 (5:23 am)
...you think you can fix your car by driving into something that's red, glowing and has the red cross sign on it.

(Kag, your post just confused me!)
#38
12/24/2003 (5:47 am)
Quote:Fiat Mini?

it's either a BMW Mini Or a Fiat.
Sorry.

...Your car's license plate reads "TT ROCKS"

...Your Little Mini Shoves a Hummer 20 feet
#39
12/24/2003 (11:38 am)
Some of these you will need to have modded before to understand.

.....you shoot other's houses thinking it won't cause damage

.....you go to the city beautification dept. demanding developers tools

.....you scream when you see the sky moving

.....You can type 120 WPM on the W,S,A, and D keys

.....when you look at a fire and think "I don't have that art!"

.....you think Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter are "terrain skins"

.....you wonder why an "emitter" is coming out of your chimney

.....you paint your house pink, purple, and blue, and when you wife asks what you did, you say "but I made a backup!"

.....water is unheard of in your family

.....you wake up one morning and say "Boy! The fog density is sure high today! Looks like a 178!"


That's all I got.
#40
12/24/2003 (12:00 pm)
...you drive sideway along the cliffs, hoping noone will pursue you.

...you yell 'weeeeee' when hitting a speed bump at the mall's parking lot.