^ reincarnated!!! IMPORTANT!!!!!
by The Brain (SA) · in ThinkTanks · 12/21/2003 (5:57 am) · 4 replies
This is bad. VERY BAD!!
I think that ^ has returned in the form of Ri[bot]. No, not the real computer controlled Ri the FAKE one!
I was happily playing in a server and Ri[bot] came in. He said he was looking for "that tramp whore Dark Angel", as he put it.
During the course of about 3 matches more people joined and Ri[bot]:
Insulted people in sexually explicit ways,
Called me gay,
Asked to screw Dark Angel,
And claimed that SA mebers enjoy phone sex with each other.
The last one should sound familiar. Yep, ^ made that very same remark.
This means that either
(a) Ri[bot] has been posessed by the essence of ^.
or
(b) Ri[bot] is ^'s new TT name.
I have witnesses to prove this.
I think that ^ has returned in the form of Ri[bot]. No, not the real computer controlled Ri the FAKE one!
I was happily playing in a server and Ri[bot] came in. He said he was looking for "that tramp whore Dark Angel", as he put it.
During the course of about 3 matches more people joined and Ri[bot]:
Insulted people in sexually explicit ways,
Called me gay,
Asked to screw Dark Angel,
And claimed that SA mebers enjoy phone sex with each other.
The last one should sound familiar. Yep, ^ made that very same remark.
This means that either
(a) Ri[bot] has been posessed by the essence of ^.
or
(b) Ri[bot] is ^'s new TT name.
I have witnesses to prove this.
#2
But during those tests, Ri|Bot|.....
What?
Ok. I'll shut up now.
12/21/2003 (2:08 pm)
No no no no! You are all wrong. ^ is still alive. Ri|BOT| is the product of a cloning experiment gone wrong. During the tests, ^'s son stormed the lab in a heavy tank. Then, after a long fire-fight, a group of monkeys got loose. When their hair got in the test tubes, ^ was then changed into Ri|BOT|. As we speak, ^ is in a small glass tube somewhere undergoing a battery of experiments to try and fix his brain.But during those tests, Ri|Bot|.....
What?
Ok. I'll shut up now.
#3
12/22/2003 (12:10 am)
Ri [bot] submitted a post in the TT Olympic Thread... Check out his profile, you'll see he's been a member sence Aug. 03, which is before ^'s time... People with bad attitudes will come and go. The best way to deal with them is to completely ignore them. Just shut them out... continue to play as if they aren't even there... Remember, misery loves company...
#4
1: I have a gold head. If you see a brain on top of my light tank, it's not me.
2: I'm all play, no chat. If you see a chatty foul mouthed 'Ri Bot' it's not me.
3: If you see a Ri [Bot] circling around the goal about 5 times and then taking the scrum off the cliff- that is me.
Please don't blame any foul mouth imposters on me. Time for me to call Hum [Bot] and take out a contract on this joker.
Ri [Bot]
12/22/2003 (12:45 pm)
How to tell if you are playing against the real Ri [Bot]:1: I have a gold head. If you see a brain on top of my light tank, it's not me.
2: I'm all play, no chat. If you see a chatty foul mouthed 'Ri Bot' it's not me.
3: If you see a Ri [Bot] circling around the goal about 5 times and then taking the scrum off the cliff- that is me.
Please don't blame any foul mouth imposters on me. Time for me to call Hum [Bot] and take out a contract on this joker.
Ri [Bot]
UF Zach