Marco Polo central

#1 "POLO"

#2 MARCO!!!

#3 polo

#4 Polo?

#5 OMG, OMG!!! He went out of order--lets fix it--MARCO, MARCO!

#6 MARCO FILBERT YOU STUPID CLOWN

#7 It was liked last time, why is my timing always so off! I haver thought about changing my identity--what do you think?

#8 It was the spontaneity that made it funny the first time. Plus I think everyone is out of links...

-- Polo

#9 Filbert,
you should read the thread about wanting a moderator to
edit the forums for useless crap!

#10 I made it! HA! O well I will delete this, or ask GG to. which they never will!

#11 Wow your brilliance is astounding

#12 Wish i knew when people were online, I know maybe we should write a "Macro"


MACRO!

#13 I agree with mark. Marco Polo is only funny the first few times around. You are beating a dead horse, Filbert, and the owners don't like it.

#14 Dakota tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in business we often try other strategies with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Say things like, "This is the way we have always ridden this horse."
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in todays environment.
10. Change the requirements declaring that "This horse is not dead."
11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase the horse's performance.
15. Do a Cost Analysis study to see if contractors can ride it cheaper.
16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run faster.
17. Declare the horse is "better, faster and cheaper" dead.
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for horses.
20. Say this horse was procured with cost as an independent variable.
21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.


-- Marco!

#15 And finally, erect a totalitarian government with the DH (dead horse) as your leader.

"DH is watching you...."

Ben(SA)

#16 Neigh , giddy-up, hey I'm not gettting anywhere , it's almost like driving Ben's tank...lol

POLO

#17 My tank moves fine...

(marco)

#18 ROTF MARK!
It is a dilbertian spirit you displayed there. Did you studied canadian Politics to write this essay?

'Dead horse riding is better for the environment.'
HB

#19 Heh, I didn't write that, it's been going around in email forwards for a while...

But if you like dilbertian: Polo!

#20 MARCO, See, my threads always go somewhere, (21 posts) Just not the right where. do what you want with it. Recycle this thread, don't throw it away. better for the i-enviroment, lol!