"King of the List" no one better than BEN(SA)?
by Bill (aka Him) · in ThinkTanks · 10/16/2003 (7:56 am) · 226 replies
Time for Ben(SA) to step up and take a few challenges
Ben if you can't defend your title we will have to find
a new king.
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Current King: Ben
Challenge Map Set:Lush (lets just keep it here for awhile)
Challenges current KING has survived: 9
Challengers Survived:Hugobrain,RobVanDam,FilbertMM, FoulPlay,Racer445,Cpt. Rik, Asterisk , Him, Tally Ho
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KING of THE LIST
A king is declare and takes challenges until defeated (Simple)
Rules: Once you have challenged a king and you lose you can not challenge again until there is a new king. This "all or nothing" should narrow down the field and establish a fairly stable king who is deserving of the title.
This only requires coordination between two players at a time. A tenative time limit of four days from challenge there must be a match, if the current king does not respond to a challenge then he forfits to the challenger. If one of the players is a "no show" then he forfits that match. The first player with three "no shows" for a match forfits the challenge. That way you don't get too penalized for having to work late or take out the trash.
Keep in mind that if enough people are about, that several challenges could occur one right after the other.
The King of the list will be tracked here in this thread. Please show some constraint in your posting and clean up dead posts.
Him aka KING MAKER
Ben if you can't defend your title we will have to find
a new king.
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Current King: Ben
Challenge Map Set:Lush (lets just keep it here for awhile)
Challenges current KING has survived: 9
Challengers Survived:Hugobrain,RobVanDam,FilbertMM, FoulPlay,Racer445,Cpt. Rik, Asterisk , Him, Tally Ho
______________________________________________
KING of THE LIST
A king is declare and takes challenges until defeated (Simple)
Rules: Once you have challenged a king and you lose you can not challenge again until there is a new king. This "all or nothing" should narrow down the field and establish a fairly stable king who is deserving of the title.
This only requires coordination between two players at a time. A tenative time limit of four days from challenge there must be a match, if the current king does not respond to a challenge then he forfits to the challenger. If one of the players is a "no show" then he forfits that match. The first player with three "no shows" for a match forfits the challenge. That way you don't get too penalized for having to work late or take out the trash.
Keep in mind that if enough people are about, that several challenges could occur one right after the other.
The King of the list will be tracked here in this thread. Please show some constraint in your posting and clean up dead posts.
Him aka KING MAKER
About the author
#142
'Are you looking for a PR person for your team?'
Brain
10/24/2003 (12:09 pm)
There is no respite for the strong, Ben.'Are you looking for a PR person for your team?'
Brain
#143
10/24/2003 (2:19 pm)
Bill, remember, there are young members in the community, and I wouldn't put it past any of them to find the meaning of "consort...."
#145
Ben(SA)
10/25/2003 (9:09 am)
If I resign from the position of King ( which is looking extremely viable as of now, due to monstrous loads of shi... schoolwork and so on ) Alex takes my place. Is that allowed or is a new King voted into office?Ben(SA)
#147
10/25/2003 (9:38 am)
I would just say that you lose to your next king of choice..
#148
That's a good idea Joe, but my shi.. schoolwork hasn't drowned me out yet! Haha.
Ben(SA)
10/25/2003 (10:21 am)
I have beaten Cpt. Rik in a forfeit. End score three- one me.That's a good idea Joe, but my shi.. schoolwork hasn't drowned me out yet! Haha.
Ben(SA)
#149
cpt Rik
10/25/2003 (11:13 am)
Yes due to unseen inconveniences i had to forfit the fight between myself and ben, wud have been close, i tell u now !!!cpt Rik
#150
Im in this Holaday Inn Express And im not getting smarter (lol)!
10/26/2003 (5:11 am)
YAY! IM BACK ON THE FORUMS!Im in this Holaday Inn Express And im not getting smarter (lol)!
#151
Ben(SA) vs Asterisk, Ben wins. YEEHAH, ha ha ha ha h...
Anyway, one more down.
Ben(SA) - 15
Asterisk - 0
10/29/2003 (5:26 pm)
AND....Ben(SA) vs Asterisk, Ben wins. YEEHAH, ha ha ha ha h...
Anyway, one more down.
Ben(SA) - 15
Asterisk - 0
#152
Okay, I will spit it up myself *sob* and ahem, *sob* confess the score (lol)
Let's see... I challenged ben at about 5:30 pm PST today (29th) and, obviously and expectedly lost, by, well.. fifteen points. 15-0. Sigh.
Note to Him: If everyone except me, you, and Ben dies laughing, can I become honorary KOTL for a couple minutes?
Still, to try and scrape off the dirt the remanants of my pulverized dignity (pulls out spatula) I must say that I was in a light (much quicker to kill, as opposed to some challengers in heavies) and that the server felt a little slower than normal. Ben was hosting, and I couldn't help noticing (this is NOT an excuse) that it did seem like it ought to have been slightly faster for him. Maybe Bravetree can help? Would the game be faster for the host, since it is running off their machine? Where do you live, Ben?
I'm in CA.
Okay, there, I am done. Will someone email me when everyone has stopped posting "ROFL times infinity " all over the forums and I can stick my head out of my shell again?
Sigh
Asterisk HCOTKOTL (Humiliated Challenger Of The)
"Slinks off with his grate between his treads"
10/29/2003 (5:36 pm)
SighOkay, I will spit it up myself *sob* and ahem, *sob* confess the score (lol)
Let's see... I challenged ben at about 5:30 pm PST today (29th) and, obviously and expectedly lost, by, well.. fifteen points. 15-0. Sigh.
Note to Him: If everyone except me, you, and Ben dies laughing, can I become honorary KOTL for a couple minutes?
Still, to try and scrape off the dirt the remanants of my pulverized dignity (pulls out spatula) I must say that I was in a light (much quicker to kill, as opposed to some challengers in heavies) and that the server felt a little slower than normal. Ben was hosting, and I couldn't help noticing (this is NOT an excuse) that it did seem like it ought to have been slightly faster for him. Maybe Bravetree can help? Would the game be faster for the host, since it is running off their machine? Where do you live, Ben?
I'm in CA.
Okay, there, I am done. Will someone email me when everyone has stopped posting "ROFL times infinity " all over the forums and I can stick my head out of my shell again?
Sigh
Asterisk HCOTKOTL (Humiliated Challenger Of The)
"Slinks off with his grate between his treads"
#153
"Like you really need to tell anyone who won"
From the KingMaker's post at the top:
Three cheers to an altogether too stable king who definitely deserves his title!
Asterisk HCOTKOTL
"I loved the part where he beat me three times in a row with a smoking tank"
P.S. Hmm. I have lots of shi.. schoolwork too, on top of carving pumpkins and sticking fake roadkill trick-or-treaters on the driveway... or are they fake?! lol
10/29/2003 (5:44 pm)
Mm, Ben beat me to it, I see. "Like you really need to tell anyone who won"
From the KingMaker's post at the top:
Quote:
...and establish a fairly stable king who is deserving of the title...
Three cheers to an altogether too stable king who definitely deserves his title!
Asterisk HCOTKOTL
"I loved the part where he beat me three times in a row with a smoking tank"
P.S. Hmm. I have lots of shi.. schoolwork too, on top of carving pumpkins and sticking fake roadkill trick-or-treaters on the driveway... or are they fake?! lol
#154
10/29/2003 (6:31 pm)
I love those roadkill trick or treaters, and now I can make my own since I got my drivers permit...
#155
10/29/2003 (6:38 pm)
Hahaha
#156
"They say he had a huge stuffed brain duct taped on top of the SUV and a bazooka poking through the front windshield. He was shouting, 'ME KOTL! MUST KILL ALL!' as he bore down upon pore little Jimmy.. pity that child made the mistake of dressing up as a tank.."
Asterisk
"Screech! Thunk! Snap! Flop! Crunch! Squish! Ooze! ....
Oops! Uh-Oh! Vroom! [sirens] "
I like onomatopoeia!
10/29/2003 (10:11 pm)
Hmm. Make too many homemade roadkill kids, though, oh kingly one, and you won't have that drivers permit... Let's see.. driver's permit.. about 16.. yeah, so you would probably go to a normal jail. No juvie and rehab for you, twisted one."They say he had a huge stuffed brain duct taped on top of the SUV and a bazooka poking through the front windshield. He was shouting, 'ME KOTL! MUST KILL ALL!' as he bore down upon pore little Jimmy.. pity that child made the mistake of dressing up as a tank.."
Asterisk
"Screech! Thunk! Snap! Flop! Crunch! Squish! Ooze! ....
Oops! Uh-Oh! Vroom! [sirens] "
I like onomatopoeia!
#157
10/29/2003 (11:45 pm)
Holy use of English and Lit Knowledge Batman!!!!\
#158
Proper spelling, friendly foe, is:
It's Coup d'
11/03/2003 (12:33 pm)
Quote: (...) then its cou de tah all the way.
Proper spelling, friendly foe, is:
It's Coup d'
#159
11/03/2003 (12:42 pm)
Axe ben abowt yesterdayz beet down. :)
#160
11/03/2003 (2:58 pm)
REMATCH-LUSH-SATERDAY=4:00 PST
Sizicus
I'm gurtly afeared. Not.
Ben(SA)