Marshmallow

#1 Dux (bot) dont start no stinkin topic you aint gonna write *heavy breathing, breaks printer on table*

Light Anhilator

#2 *Nods of assent, much mumbling, everyone grabs pitchforks and/or torches*

#3 Joins the fight!!

#4 *murmering is louder, there are cries of "roast dux, not marshmallows" in the backround, the stake is readied*

#5 ...and three disciples of Sakilrif fullfill their master's prophesy.

LC50

#6 *logs laid around stake, cries "burn him, burn him" stir from the background, as the fire is lit*

#7 "How do you know whether he is a dux?"

"'e LOOKS like one!"

"Aye! 'e turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"I...got better."

#8 *Reads posts*

*Grabs pitchfork*

*Sets pitchfork on fire*

*Yells "WAIT FOR ME"*

*Runs to stake*

*Ties up Dux (Bot)*

*Throws pitchfork into logs*

*Audience Yells "KILL HIM" "KILL HIM"*

*Dux (bot) Yells "NOOOOOOOOoooooooooo............"*

Went too far there

*Mad Luaghter (HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.............)*

#9 @LC50: ?