Behind the tank..In the brain

#21 Fleabiscuit...you're not a horse!!! lol.

#22 If it matters. Why not put it in your profile. Click on your name and update it.
- PREY

#23 Steven
male
age 12favorite tank: light or ufo
army none

#24 DEBBIES NAME IS STEVEN!!! THE WORD IS OUT!!! EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

#25 Okay I suppose you guys have started a nice little trend here, if my yahoo account gets swamped by spam tomorrow I will know who to blame, Filbert. Kiddo, you are not alone. SAGC means Spelling And Grammar Checker, a subset of your "gang" lol (i.e. "Sakillrif, your time has come... your time to DIE" [shots go off, screams of anguish follow and die out] Note to Sakky: No offence but your spelling does stink, I know 10 year olds who spell much better than you, if you even are 10 ).

Here it goes...

Name: Sorry guys, no names until I am either 18 or insane (lol)
Age: Okay okay, I am just a mere 12 years old. [I can picture all of you keeling over from shock right now]
Nickname: Pickle, Pickelo
Official TT name and aliases: Asterisk ( * ) / Wildcard / Pickle
State: Actually I am too paranoid to give my state (the little voices tell me not to) but I am PDT
Town: See above lol
Army: SC/SAGC see way above
Games: "Whenever I am too stressed to play TT, I go for Tennis Cretins. It is a specially modified version of the Critters game, where now when you score, the opponents' heads blow up with lots of blood and gore. I also made up a mind game where you see how many times you can watch "Gladiator" without throwing up. The only other game I like is frying ants with magnifying glasses. Oh yes, and correcting all of you guys' sloppy grammar (i.e. NOT GRAMMER). "

Known Enemies: Sakilly, Ben (kiddin'), Demos. And currently "N" for incorrectly claiming that he has the best knowledge of grammar and spelling in TT...

Challenges for "N" and Kiddo to be tried on the spot:

1. Define "Octothorpe"
2. What is the root in Asterisk?
3. What does the root mean?
4. Spell "Onomatopoeia" (Kidding again)
5. Spell the plurals for oasis and pelvis. P.S. Try Elvis too!
6. Is the word "the" a pronoun, noun, or adjective? (Think basic)

Okay, I have got to go work on my "Paper Towel Lab". Siiiiiigh.

My website WILL be up Thursday evening or I will KILL my web design teacher lol....

CYA!

Pickle


P.S. Everyone post their favorite joke to keep this light hearted, I will post with time. Cya again!

P.P.S. Here is the joke, hope you like it!

Quote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"And what does that tell you?" Holmes asked.

Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is about a quarter past 3. Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell you?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Someone has stolen our tent."

#26

Quote:There are two Mexicans who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a tree, off in the distance.


As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly- raw bacon, all sorts.


"Hey, Pepe" says the first bloke (Don Pedro). "ees a bacon tree!!! We're saved!!!"


"You're right, amigo!" says Pepe.


So Pepe goes on ahead and runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets. His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.


"Pepe!! Pepe!! Que pasa hombre?"


With his dying breath Pepe calls out.... "Ugh, run, amigo, run!! ees not a Bacon Tree..."





"ees... a.... Ham bush."

#27 Nice, Tyler!

C'mon everyone it is only 11 pm!

Heh, should be working on that lab. Ty do you know any answers to any of the questions for "N"?

Don't let "N" see, email = anickist2 [at] yahoo.com ( I got two viruses today, I have gone into lockdown with my eddress)

Did you like my joke Tyler?

P.S. Tyler = Pepe


Pickle





"ees... a..... Ham bush."

#28 Name: anomonys
sex: yes please!
residence: in a hole
state: someones backyard
age: old enough to play starcraft(13)
army: I HAVE NO ARMY!!!
prefered tank: light/big boss/heavy/medium/baby boss
favourite game(apart from thinktanks): starcraft ghost,halo,unreal tournament and ghost recon


this is ranger mudda signing off!

#29 *sigh*.......

Still cracking the midnight oil...

You never know how much you hate paper towels until you are writing 5 pages at 3:01am about them. Anyone here want to know how many millileters of water a 5x5 cm square of Bounty can absorb versus the same amount of Scott or Green Forest?

I bet not.



Pickle




"Being 12 is so hard... It's a rough life for us poor kids"

#30 You really want to know who I am just visit my website like everyone else...lol but if your a pedafile then I will find you and break your legs!
www.hankstagraphix.com

#31 NAME: Look left and above two lines
AGE: Circa Gemini I and II era
INNITIALS: 5343H
STATE: I exist therefore I am
TOWN: Somewhere in the U.S. Capitol Conurbation
ARMY: G.D.I.
GAMES: THIS... is... a... GAME?!?

#32 * do you work for Consumer Reports?

Which is one is the most absorbent? Which one is the most absorbent for the price?

LC50

#33 *, nice to know my spelling thing caught on. I cannot believe that you are twelve. I am 13, in the gifted program, and a quiz bowl champion, and I must admit that your vocabulary is much superior to mine. I would also imagine your IQ would be, too. I shall remain SC, but I shall check grammar. Note to everyone: if I catch you using "u" instead of you, "y" instead of "why", or any other annoying chat abbreviation, (except for lol, rofl, etc.) you shall be shot on sight.

Kiddo (SC) "Bang"

Quote:Red as fire, white as snow, green as grass, black as night. What am I?

EDIT: just caught this. Filbert, never, never, never, never, ever put parenthesis inside parenthesis! Use brackets, or place the extra thought outside the parenthisis.

#34 Y r u makin me sooooo sceered?

#35 Well when we are bragging how smart we are, I will join in. I am home-schooled, and have bi-passed a lot of grades. I won a National Essay Contest over 62,000 other people. I have been In newspapers throughout the U.S. I plan to get throught high school (this is my first year) in two years. I always test into Hight Genious on I.Q tests. HA Ha. My mom is a english teacher, that is why I can use bad grammer. Get it?

#36 Nope. Have you been in the Readers' Digest Word Power Challenge? If this is a bragging war, you're on! Also, what's with the bad spelling?

P.S. Jangles, there is a "bang" in your future....

#37 All the homeschoolers, there's four or five...

Ben(SA) - also homeschooled

#38 Have you been on Inter-National television Drew? I have. HA.
Ben cool, Home-Schoolers rule!

#39 Can't say I have. Though I definately wouldn't want to be on international television because I escaped from a mental institution, as you most likely were. Also, I can tell from this encounter that the public-schooled get much better vocabulary and spelling education than the home-schooled. Have you solved my riddle yet?

P.S. After I corrected your spelling of metal, I saw this:

Quote:Nuts...That is embarassing!

It was almost as if you had inadvertantly spelled "metal" "mettel".

#40

Quote:Ty do you know any answers to any of the questions for "N"?

Sorry, I've had a sinus headache for the past two days. Brain ain't functioning too well.

Quote:Did you like my joke Tyler?

Yeah, it was funny. Told it to my wife and she got a laugh out of it.