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Dumbest ThinkTanks Quotes

by Nathan · in ThinkTanks · 08/02/2003 (8:08 pm) · 74 replies

OK. Lets keep this anonymous. (Well that's ruined. Lets start naming names!)
NOTE: These are all real quotes. I keep track of the stupid ones.

"What's that thing on my tank?" <------- (SCRUM)
"Am I Red or Green?" <------- (TEAM SCRUM)
"Don't kill me! This isn't battlemode!" <------- (BATTLEMODE)
"Wanna verse me on a solo game?" <------- (UNKNOWN)
"What's the pass for this game?" <------- (TEAM SCRUM)
"Where can I get this game for free?" <------- (UNKNOWN)
"Where's the goal?" <------- (TEAM BATTLEMODE)
"Can I win money?" <------- (SCRUM)
"No seriously. How much can I win?" <------- (SEE ABOVE)
"Quit ******* around. How much can I win?!" <------- (YOU KNOW)
"Bravetree's games suck. But this one rocks!" <------- (SCRUM)
"Scrum sucks" <------- (5th SCRUM ROUND)

That's all for now. As you may of noticed, alot of those are demo rats.
(Yeah. Like you didn't know that)



Nathan Gibney (ThinkTanks ID: Nathan)
"Is there anything dumber than a rat attacking me?"
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#61
10/29/2003 (3:44 pm)
Hey racer i remember the on bout da ufo....

new one:

watch out for the killer bee YOU MIGHT GET ST***- demo killer bee

i can only assume he sesored STUNG?
#62
11/07/2003 (8:57 pm)
Okay-

A demo gets killed about 18 time then says, "Oh can't we all be peaceful"

(The demo is killed 18 more times in 5 seconds)

Demo leaves the server. Ka-Ching!
#63
11/08/2003 (9:42 am)
Hehe. This thread is popular again! Yay. The ORIGIONAL quote thread everybody! WOOT!
hehe.

Here's a good one:

N = ME D = Demo

N: Welcome to nate's era mods!
D: Wowwowowowow! How did you make the shots like that?
N: Secret.
D: How did you make them bounce like that?
N: secret
D: How did you make them explode like that?
N: secret
D: WOW! The bouncebacks are HUGE! How'd you do that?
N: Sigh. Secret
D: WOWWOWWOW! Look at the area effects! Did you see them?
N: Yes. I made the level.
D: What? WOW! You're so... *DEMO HAS LEFT THE GAME*
N: Lol. hehe.

.....


DEMO JOINED THE GAME

D: cool!
N: yes. yes i am.
D: Actually, this level sucks. im outta here. you suck.

DEMO HAS LEFT THE GAME
DEMO HAS JOINED THE GAME

D: Im sorry. this level is good.

NATHAN HAS LEFT THE GAME
Good thing it's dedicated!
#64
12/03/2003 (12:18 pm)
Nice one nate...............i got one

R = ME D = Dead Parrot

R: hey
D:hello
D:u suck
R:i do?
D:yes you moron

Dead Parrot has been elimanted by RobVanDam!

D:fucker
D:nee
D:u still suck
D:u could never kill me

Dead Parrot has been elimanted by RobVanDam!

D:well u still suck u r not better than i am
R:*sigh* here we go again

Dead Parrot has been elimanted by RobVanDam!

D:cheater u got me off guard
D:u still suck im gonna go check out people who dont suck

Dead Parrot has left the game

R:THANK GOD I WAS GETTIN TIRED





well there is mine

~RVD~
#65
12/03/2003 (2:08 pm)
Dumbest quote of the year:


^: Fuck shit damn hell boob fart crap
^: You are all mofos
^: You all suck!

And the prize goes to: ^ for his complete lack of any concideration at all. Good work.

He will be here in T minus 15.... and start yelling.
#66
12/03/2003 (2:21 pm)
Or he won't. Just to make you wrong.

Now we got him trapped both ways, heh.

Ben(SA)
#67
12/03/2003 (2:31 pm)
Nathan,

I don't mind it when you say that I talk a lot of crap because I do. However, I do mind when you flat out lie. I have never and will never use the f word in a battle. Actually, I have never said that entire first quote you attributed to me. So you my friend are stretching the truth a bit to make me sound a little more potty mouthed than I really am. If you are going to knock me at least do it honestly and not add some fiction of your own. Enough said.

P.S. The word is considerate not conciderate you illiterate mofo. I see that hoome school did not really work out for you.
#68
12/03/2003 (3:45 pm)
Hehe
Players:
TIMBOBOMBER
me
DEMO(Monkeydonk) (D)
etc

Killer kills DEMO
D: wtf???
in a sec:
D: i suck

then:
D: did u guys buy this game
....
D: i didnt
#69
12/03/2003 (4:17 pm)
M=FilbertMM
D=Demo

I am up on the big cliff on fogless level.
D: How do you fly?

---------------------------------------
D:Hi I am new
M: Welcome!
*Someone uses area effect*
D:OOOOOO COOOOLLLLLL How do you use your flamethrower?
#70
12/03/2003 (4:27 pm)
R = Racer D = DEMO

Setting: Homelan 2 Scrum

D: cool
D:cool
D:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
d:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
R: What are you trying to do?
D: UFO PLEASE
D: DEMOS IS COOL!
D: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
R: Yawn
D: DA CLEANERS GONNA CLEAN YO!

*Kills Racer, and everyone else*

D: ALL CLEANED!!!
R: THIS IS SCRUM NOT BATTLE YOU IDIOT!
D: NO! ITS CLEANING MODE B****
R: .............
D: NO! ITS CLEANING MODE B****
R: .............
D: NO! ITS CLEANING MODE B****
D: NO! ITS CLEANING MODE B****
R: .............
D: NO! ITS CLEANING MODE B****
R: NO! ITS IGNORE CLEANER MODE!
D: NO! ITS CLEANING MODE B****
D: NO! ITS CLEANING MODE B****

R: UGG! Go clean my Ferrari then.

"If this is Scum, how do i play. do i have to pay for it??"
#71
12/03/2003 (5:04 pm)
So he did respond Nate. Shouting and whining.

Actually he seems like he's trying to be fairly reasonable. Sure. Just saw him online today. Quit the game after he showed.
#72
12/04/2003 (11:46 am)
He said mofo just like in your quote Nathan. BUSTED!
#73
12/04/2003 (11:58 am)
Hehehe, I remember that Cleaner Demo, I was in that server too...
#74
12/04/2003 (1:51 pm)
Killer77 has the all time dumbest quote:

"Shut up your dirty mouth asshole"

Moron is telling me to shut my dirty mouth while cussing.

This dude should join MENSA with his astronomical IQ.
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