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Dumbest ThinkTanks Quotes

by Nathan · in ThinkTanks · 08/02/2003 (8:08 pm) · 74 replies

OK. Lets keep this anonymous. (Well that's ruined. Lets start naming names!)
NOTE: These are all real quotes. I keep track of the stupid ones.

"What's that thing on my tank?" <------- (SCRUM)
"Am I Red or Green?" <------- (TEAM SCRUM)
"Don't kill me! This isn't battlemode!" <------- (BATTLEMODE)
"Wanna verse me on a solo game?" <------- (UNKNOWN)
"What's the pass for this game?" <------- (TEAM SCRUM)
"Where can I get this game for free?" <------- (UNKNOWN)
"Where's the goal?" <------- (TEAM BATTLEMODE)
"Can I win money?" <------- (SCRUM)
"No seriously. How much can I win?" <------- (SEE ABOVE)
"Quit ******* around. How much can I win?!" <------- (YOU KNOW)
"Bravetree's games suck. But this one rocks!" <------- (SCRUM)
"Scrum sucks" <------- (5th SCRUM ROUND)

That's all for now. As you may of noticed, alot of those are demo rats.
(Yeah. Like you didn't know that)



Nathan Gibney (ThinkTanks ID: Nathan)
"Is there anything dumber than a rat attacking me?"
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Nathan
#21
10/13/2003 (1:30 pm)
Got another one:

(Demo = D, Nathan = N)

d "this level sucks. when will they make good ones?"
n "this is a mod. i made it"
d "you work for bravetree?"
n "no"
d "then you didn't make it. LIAR"

- THE SERVER HAS DROPPED THE CONNECTION -

Racer
#22
10/13/2003 (2:58 pm)
Here is some more:

demo = D Full Version = F Racer445= R


R: cool mod eh'
D: No
F: who made this
R: i Did
D: How
D: How
D: How
R: Shut up
F: Y
R: becuse its SO DARN STUPID!

Full Refund
#23
10/14/2003 (5:29 am)
Thx Guys This has got to be the funniest thread so far. Keep it up.

Full Refund

Racer
#24
10/14/2003 (8:04 am)
Oh and here is a funny one:

Demo= D Racer445= R

D:Omg no fog!
D:Omg no flooding!
R:Omg SHUT UP
D:OMG
D:OMG OMG OMG!
D:OMG
D:OMG OMG OMG!
R:(i ssoooo want to ban you)
R:i will ban you from here
D:how
D:h
D:o
D:w

- THE SERVER HAS DROPPED THE CONNECTION -


"i hate your website and lovvvvvve your mods"

"is this scum?"- battle mode

Racer
#25
10/15/2003 (7:35 am)
Oh! YEAH! here is a good one:

"Where is the goal!"- battle mode
"Let me kill you"-team scrum
"oh never mind"-team battle mode (no apperent reason)

Aaron Landis
#26
10/16/2003 (4:40 pm)
One example i expierenced lately;
someone else: f--- off
me: why
someone:because im a little kid

Carlo
#27
10/16/2003 (6:04 pm)
While playing in FP's speed way mod:

Quote:Cadc: don't shoot me I'm just a flying freesby, lol (I said this just for fun)
Racer: lol

in another game:

Quote: Cadc: Can't a little saucer fly in peace... lol
Racer: lol

JinzO
#28
10/16/2003 (6:44 pm)
Worship God-------Dragon of sin and demonking

Racer
#29
10/17/2003 (11:44 am)
ME? yyyyyyyaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy! lololololololololololololol!

FoulPlay
#30
10/17/2003 (12:03 pm)
"How do you Talk?" -Moron in Speedway

Alex Cohen
#31
10/17/2003 (12:21 pm)
I got one

Az: ...
Cowboy: brb
Cowboy: (5min lata)
sry i cow got into my yard and i had to shoot it

Alex (SA)- lol

JinzO
#32
10/17/2003 (2:10 pm)
You suck----------------a guy who sucks

kind of dumb.....

DoomTank101 TT
#33
10/17/2003 (2:30 pm)
Here is a new one i herd goin around

someone I know:where is the ammo reloader is it that green thing (scrum DUH)

DoomTank101:man r u dumb



DT101

Nathan
#34
10/17/2003 (9:45 pm)
Another one in Volcanic Isles:

THIS IS TRUE. I DID NOT MAKE THIS UP!!!!!

N = Nathan (ME) | D = Demo | ? = Some other person

D - Where am I?
N - Water, just come to my radar dot. I'm by the ammo gate
? - Ya!! COME! CmOEM! MOMMC!
N - What are you high on?
? - Crack.hohomeeeeeeeeee......
N - Just a sec. Come back

- THE SERVER HAS DROPPED THE CONNECTION -
NEXT TIME:

N - Thanks for comin back
D - Was that you on crack
N - What?! NO!
? - HEHEM E B A CK !! teh
D - Uh oh.

- THE SERVER HAS DROPPED THE CONNECTION -
PERMENTALLY.

Wow. A joke with a demo in it, NOT involving the demo.

Alex Cohen
#35
10/18/2003 (1:10 pm)
New ones
wats lag? (laggy battlemade from experienced player)
teach me how to play (pretty obvious duh)
is it night time at bravetree (in fp's starwars)
Wats that green thing (scrum demo)
wat, is that a flag... ctf? huh (see above)
let me get this straight, to win/score u hav to score a goal? (above)
weird (u guessed it.. above)

shmu (SA)

ps post one this forum ne body who wants to play me in scrum, outa practice...

Alex Cohen
#36
10/18/2003 (1:33 pm)
Bump (this deserves it)

RobVanDam
#37
10/18/2003 (1:39 pm)
Here is a good one

Cadc (SA/DX/FP): fp why am i not a bot dont you miss me?
FoulPlay:.....
FoulPlay:CAD!!
Cadc (SA/DX/FP): FP!!!
FoulPlay:CAD!!
Cadc (SA/DX/FP): LOL!


this was real,uhhhh.........



well its not a quote

its a very stupid conversation

Carlo
#38
10/18/2003 (2:13 pm)
Yea I do remmember that, but it wasn't about a bot, the reason I said that, is because fp mentioned everyone else bsides me, so I was thinking, HEY WHAT ABOUT ME??

Cadc (sa)

Nathan
#39
10/18/2003 (3:15 pm)
Guess what: That high person came back to my level and threatened to "Area Effect Me Lots"

At least he spelled effect right.

Racer
#40
10/18/2003 (6:08 pm)
HAHHAHAHA! i just got this one!

"When you move forward do you press left arrow or right?"
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