Dumbest ThinkTanks Quotes
by Nathan · in ThinkTanks · 08/02/2003 (8:08 pm) · 74 replies
OK. Lets keep this anonymous. (Well that's ruined. Lets start naming names!)
NOTE: These are all real quotes. I keep track of the stupid ones.
"What's that thing on my tank?" <------- (SCRUM)
"Am I Red or Green?" <------- (TEAM SCRUM)
"Don't kill me! This isn't battlemode!" <------- (BATTLEMODE)
"Wanna verse me on a solo game?" <------- (UNKNOWN)
"What's the pass for this game?" <------- (TEAM SCRUM)
"Where can I get this game for free?" <------- (UNKNOWN)
"Where's the goal?" <------- (TEAM BATTLEMODE)
"Can I win money?" <------- (SCRUM)
"No seriously. How much can I win?" <------- (SEE ABOVE)
"Quit ******* around. How much can I win?!" <------- (YOU KNOW)
"Bravetree's games suck. But this one rocks!" <------- (SCRUM)
"Scrum sucks" <------- (5th SCRUM ROUND)
That's all for now. As you may of noticed, alot of those are demo rats.
(Yeah. Like you didn't know that)
Nathan Gibney (ThinkTanks ID: Nathan)
"Is there anything dumber than a rat attacking me?"
NOTE: These are all real quotes. I keep track of the stupid ones.
"What's that thing on my tank?" <------- (SCRUM)
"Am I Red or Green?" <------- (TEAM SCRUM)
"Don't kill me! This isn't battlemode!" <------- (BATTLEMODE)
"Wanna verse me on a solo game?" <------- (UNKNOWN)
"What's the pass for this game?" <------- (TEAM SCRUM)
"Where can I get this game for free?" <------- (UNKNOWN)
"Where's the goal?" <------- (TEAM BATTLEMODE)
"Can I win money?" <------- (SCRUM)
"No seriously. How much can I win?" <------- (SEE ABOVE)
"Quit ******* around. How much can I win?!" <------- (YOU KNOW)
"Bravetree's games suck. But this one rocks!" <------- (SCRUM)
"Scrum sucks" <------- (5th SCRUM ROUND)
That's all for now. As you may of noticed, alot of those are demo rats.
(Yeah. Like you didn't know that)
Nathan Gibney (ThinkTanks ID: Nathan)
"Is there anything dumber than a rat attacking me?"
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#2
08/02/2003 (11:22 pm)
Well it's about time Bravetree got it right. Maybe they've turned things around with Think Tanks...
#4
"Let's go to cranium hills after this" <------- (SCRUM)
"My solo hiscore is -300000" <---- (I THINK THE - WAS AN ACCIDENT, BUT IT'S FUNNY)
"They should make a level with a big crater in the middle" <---- (CRANIUM CRATER)(no, really!)
Nathan Gibney (Thinktanks ID: Nathan)
"I'm gonna kick your tank!"
08/04/2003 (1:01 pm)
Well, got another few today:"Let's go to cranium hills after this" <------- (SCRUM)
"My solo hiscore is -300000" <---- (I THINK THE - WAS AN ACCIDENT, BUT IT'S FUNNY)
"They should make a level with a big crater in the middle" <---- (CRANIUM CRATER)(no, really!)
Nathan Gibney (Thinktanks ID: Nathan)
"I'm gonna kick your tank!"
#5
"I think foulplay is hacking"(scrum)
Foulplay - 14
Clax - 1(yay!)
Demo rats - 0
_________________________
(whee!)
~Clax
08/04/2003 (4:37 pm)
Here's one from yesterday:"I think foulplay is hacking"(scrum)
Foulplay - 14
Clax - 1(yay!)
Demo rats - 0
_________________________
(whee!)~Clax
#7
Here's a personal favorite... A demo player was having a grand time abusing chat with stupid comments like this over and over and over and taunghting another player in the game...
"YOu guys are gay" - Demo player
"playerx Sucks" - Demo player
"playerx sucks" - Demo player
"playerx is gay" - Demo player
"Y'know I heard the game is much more fun if you play it" - Me
Also I wish I could remember the player's screename but some guy was just getting killed right and left and not returning fire...
Me: "Hey playerx, I can't wait for BraveTree to add the ability fire into the new version"
Playerx: "Don't mind me, I'm just here so everyone else can get kills"
08/07/2003 (1:12 pm)
Nathan, were in the game where some kid was begging for a SN?Here's a personal favorite... A demo player was having a grand time abusing chat with stupid comments like this over and over and over and taunghting another player in the game...
"YOu guys are gay" - Demo player
"playerx Sucks" - Demo player
"playerx sucks" - Demo player
"playerx is gay" - Demo player
"Y'know I heard the game is much more fun if you play it" - Me
Also I wish I could remember the player's screename but some guy was just getting killed right and left and not returning fire...
Me: "Hey playerx, I can't wait for BraveTree to add the ability fire into the new version"
Playerx: "Don't mind me, I'm just here so everyone else can get kills"
#8
Here's another one:
DEMO: "I'm gonna wait here till someone comes"
ME: "You know, most people hate campers."
DEMO: "Oh! I don't camp. I live in the city and don't have a trailer."
That is a real one. I couldn't believe this guy.
At the end of the game, he managed 1 point, while I had 5, and others had 5's, 6's, and 7's.
08/07/2003 (1:36 pm)
That is really funny. What a moron. Here's another one:
DEMO: "I'm gonna wait here till someone comes"
ME: "You know, most people hate campers."
DEMO: "Oh! I don't camp. I live in the city and don't have a trailer."
That is a real one. I couldn't believe this guy.
At the end of the game, he managed 1 point, while I had 5, and others had 5's, 6's, and 7's.
#9
"cowboy want to team up
"no thanks"
"cowboy we're on a team stop shooting me"
or this one demo
"cowboy lets team up"
"no thanks"
"then you have chosen death"
then i killd him 6 times in a row hehe
08/11/2003 (10:23 am)
Lol"cowboy want to team up
"no thanks"
"cowboy we're on a team stop shooting me"
or this one demo
"cowboy lets team up"
"no thanks"
"then you have chosen death"
then i killd him 6 times in a row hehe
#10
FoulPlay: "You will all lose"
FP: "You will all lose"
FP: "You will all lose"
FP: "You will all lose"
time: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4...
FP: "You will all lose"
well, duh! ;)
- Raumkraut
08/12/2003 (6:33 am)
A few days agoFoulPlay: "You will all lose"
FP: "You will all lose"
FP: "You will all lose"
FP: "You will all lose"
time: 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4...
FP: "You will all lose"
well, duh! ;)
- Raumkraut
#11
Tank Dork
08/12/2003 (8:43 am)
FoulPlay is famous for his repeats... I have often found myself laughing out loud while playing games he is in. Tank Dork
#12
Nathan Gibney (ThinkTanks ID: Nathan TT)
"TT? How'd that get there?"
08/17/2003 (8:05 pm)
Yup. FP always livens up a game. Nathan Gibney (ThinkTanks ID: Nathan TT)
"TT? How'd that get there?"
#13
08/17/2003 (9:07 pm)
Fp cracks me up, but nevermore than when mister g5 is on. then the gloves are off. i can hardly keep my fingers on the keys my ass is laughing so hard. we give dude so much poo :)
#14
Demo rat conversation in scrum-
"Shoot the one with the flag thingy"
"Is that really what you're supposed to do?"
LOL
*
08/18/2003 (6:22 pm)
Here's a quote:Demo rat conversation in scrum-
"Shoot the one with the flag thingy"
"Is that really what you're supposed to do?"
LOL
*
#15
demo rat"lets kill cowboy"
demo rat"lets kill dan"
demo rat"everyone vs cowboy"
demo rat"every one vs dan"
cowboy"lol"
i think dan had like 20 and me 18
i find my score does better when dan is on the other side of the map
08/20/2003 (11:33 am)
Ok heres some stuff from a battlemode game with me and dan mcdonald in itdemo rat"lets kill cowboy"
demo rat"lets kill dan"
demo rat"everyone vs cowboy"
demo rat"every one vs dan"
cowboy"lol"
i think dan had like 20 and me 18
i find my score does better when dan is on the other side of the map
#16
*I recently saw a demo with the flag going in and out of the ammo gate. Here's the conversation:*
ME "That's not what you do."
DEMO "Yeah it is."
*That continued for a couple minutes..., till I took the scrum and scored a goal. The timer started ticking:*
DEMO "Ha! I beat a full versioner!"
ME "How'd you figure?"
DEMO "I went through the goal the most times!"
*Buzz! There goes the timer."
Nathan Gibney (ThinkTanks ID: Nathan / Nathan TT)
"I gotta go. My UFO is running hot"
08/22/2003 (1:17 pm)
Lol. got some really good ones here. Here's another one:*I recently saw a demo with the flag going in and out of the ammo gate. Here's the conversation:*
ME "That's not what you do."
DEMO "Yeah it is."
*That continued for a couple minutes..., till I took the scrum and scored a goal. The timer started ticking:*
DEMO "Ha! I beat a full versioner!"
ME "How'd you figure?"
DEMO "I went through the goal the most times!"
*Buzz! There goes the timer."
Nathan Gibney (ThinkTanks ID: Nathan / Nathan TT)
"I gotta go. My UFO is running hot"
#17
Thought it was weird, i mean...
Ben
08/23/2003 (4:08 pm)
Player online: How do you play ThinkTanks online?Thought it was weird, i mean...
Ben
#18
cpt Rik
u guys crack me up
10/13/2003 (7:42 am)
Omg im splitting in two....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacpt Rik
u guys crack me up
#19
Demo Rat: Will you be on my team filbee
FilbertMM: NO FOR THE LAST TIME
Demo Rat: O, I am not me any more, I am my brother ________
FilbertMM: You must be twins, lol.
End score:
FilbertMM: 22
Demo twins (presumably one person): 0
Other werd creatures: 0
10/13/2003 (7:43 am)
O my....Demo Rat: Will you be on my team filbee
FilbertMM: NO FOR THE LAST TIME
Demo Rat: O, I am not me any more, I am my brother ________
FilbertMM: You must be twins, lol.
End score:
FilbertMM: 22
Demo twins (presumably one person): 0
Other werd creatures: 0
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