Think Tanks Anonymous Group Forming

#1 The first step to overcoming your addiction is admitting you have a problem :)

At least until thinktanks 2 comes along....

#2 The second step is to tell all your friends -- and be sure to give them the link to the product page. Then make sure they tell their friends. Hey, at least you should have company with your affliction.

#3 WOW the first ever TT addicts!! So this is a tradition.

#4 Aliens? There are no aliens! How dare you accuse me of being one of them? *Ufo crashes in roof, red carpet rolls out, I run in*

YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME!

#5 [-z- stands up]

Hi, I'm -z- and I'm a tankoholic.

[sits back down again and hides his face]

#6 I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

I do not play too much Think Tanks. I do not have a problem. I can quit any time I want.

#7 [Racer stands up]

Hi, im Racer445 and im a scrummer.

[Racer Sits down]

#8 [The Brain stands up]

Where's the toilet?

[The Brain runs to the bogs]

#9 [macr0t0r stands up]

Hi, I'm macr0t0r, and I don't know why they sent me here. For SCRUM reason, my friends and family think I can be addicticted in just two weeks! This is just a brief infatuation of mine and I'll be able able to BOUNCE BACK in a few days, TANK you very much. It is just a game and has no AREA EFFECT on me. Think Tanks is NOT the reason why I'm losing sleep, running into flagpoles, and having an inexplicable fear of fog. You're all nuts. Can I go home now? Please? I'll promise to stop trying to steal everybody's hat by ramming them. No, I will NOT sit in my seat! What do you take me for, a CAMPER!?! Get this white jacket off of me! I still must get revenge on Foul Play, MajorPain, Tally Ho, Jangles, #1 Tankster, and Weed! BWAH HA HA HA HA!!! Beware the wrath of Tank Girl! Last Survivor gets 5 Bonus Points! 8 more seconds and Green gets another CTF point! Woo Hoo! Hey, get your hands off me! Aaaaaaaaah, I need to Pass!

[door closes to a padded room]

#10 [baklava stand]

I didn't know it was a pastry when I chose the name.

[sits and hides face]

#11 [44 Stands]

I'm forty four, yes I'm the real forty.

My father used to chase me around the house with a toy tank. (Sobbing) I hate him. No, I love him. I'm so confused. I just want him to see how well I can play. He never praises me.

My mother used to camp in front of my toy box and wouldn't let me get to my toys. She would just sit there all day and as soon as I got close...BAM, I would get spanked. I hate her. No, I love her. I'm so confused. I just wish she would have chased me around the house instead of sitting right by my toy box all the time.

[44 sits down and wipes the tears]


My wife nags me constantly to join the Parent-Teacher clan.

#12 [Him looks up from highly modified gameboy running
Think Tanks via wireless]

Huh?

[returns to game grumbling something about campers]

#13 ( Leopard crouches )

Hi I'm Leopard
( sees three burning members - promptly dispatches them and growls )

problem? I don't have have a problem - ( wife to be heard in background something about 3 in the morning and get your ass to bed )

claws three more members and lays back down. growling

#14 Addiction? What Addiction?

Scrum? What Scrum?

What is this thinktank you are talking about??? is it a game
of some sort.

well nice chatting with u all but i have an itch and i have to
go scrach...

#15 A day in the life of an addict:

6:00 pm: End of the day bliss! woot! Time for TT.
6:15 pm: Still hitting 'refresh' and 'join game''
6:30 pm: Still hitting 'refresh' and 'join game'
6:45: Yepeeee! Hi everyone!
7 pm: Woot!
7:15 pm: Game on!
7:30 pm: One more!
7:45 pm: I'll take a break after this one.
8 pm: This is my last game.
8:15 pm: REMATCH!
8:30 pm: Be back later...
9:30 pm: Wazzzup?
9:45 pm: This game is rigged
10 pm: One more
10:15 pm: This is the last one for me. I got to get some sleep.
10:30 pm: No way I'm leaving on this note
10:45 pm: I'm getting fried. Last game.
11 pm: REMATCH!
(...)
1 am: Ok this is my last game.
(...)
11 am: Hello, is this the ThinkTankers Anonymous? I'd like to book an appointment please.